Goofy Bandit Espressotini

Goofy Bandit is a partnership with The Coffee Project NYC. For those of you that don’t know, they’re the REAL DEAL. They source their FAIR TRADE beans from farmers with farms where the employees make a living FUCKING wage and don’t spray their beans with a bunch of fucking chemicals that are gonna give us all cancer in the end.

The base spirit is fermented and distilled from whey that would have gone into the compost(we hope) to decompose; as a biproduct of the yogurt making process, but instead is being repurposed as happy-fun juice to activate all of your dopamine pleasure centers.

Making a choice to consume something made by a company that doesn’t endorse poor labor practices, or making a choice to consume something that doesn’t endorse covering the earth in chemical spray because you’re too lazy to put the work in, is a strong position to take, but don’t worry, the hard work is done. Now all you have to do is make yourself a drink and enjoy.

And making a drink, is as simple as shaking liquid from one bottle with ice and straining it into a glass.

However, a creative bartender might find a variety of different applications…

Did I mention that 10 percent of the profits go to the ASPCA?